I'm too sexy for this livejournal

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 16:56:20 GMT

It was absolutely hilarious when I saw Chester in the lunch line with his cast on. Best mental image ever. I thought Alex was going to die laughing hysterically.

Simpson's assigning us a project right now. Shit. Uh, nothing else to update on. Yeah...

-Sully

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 18:16:27 GMT

Yes, everyone, I did kick Chester's ass. I think I gave the kid a broken arm considering he was holding his arm and blubbering like a god damn baby. What a fucking wimp and he gave me a black eye. Next time I see him, his ass is toast.

Manny's party last night sucked except it was funny when she was drunk. But Alex and I got free pizza! Thanks, Manny! And I think you need to go to AA sometime before school starts considering you drank a shit load of vodka last night. That's after, of course, you go to the health unit. Heh ;)

I wonder if Chester's still in the snow bank I left him in. Haha.

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:02:14 GMT

Chester's ass is going down tomorrow in the alley behind The Dot. Anyone who wants to help me kick his ass into a snowbank needs to tell me before two PM tomorrow because I need to steal a shit load of hospital scrubs from my mom so we don't get whatever the hell he has. Then at two thirty, his ass is going to meet the snow. In the words of Chester, "Sucker's gonna get served." Chester, you're not black and an extra in You Got Served. Get the fuck over it.

Watch me kick Chester's ass tomorrow at 2:30 PM, be there. If you defend the little creep, you're going to meet my car running over you.

Loser's going down. And if he doesn't show up, we'll gladly go to his house and tell his mother we want him to play outside. Heh. ;)

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 03:23:27 GMT

Paige's party last night was fun considering I was bombed off my ass and had a good ole time with Alex. Heh. Moving on.

Tonight was amusing. It all started out when my parents decided to be royal assholes and wanted me to go to my little sister's ice skating recital thing. So for kicks and because Alex was bored, I decided to drag her along with me. God knows I needed the entertainment.

Turns out, Creepy Craig's little devil of a sister is in my sister's class. Haha, what the hell? For once, I actually feel BAD for the little brat. I mean, to be in the same place as someone who is somewhat related to Craig is something that no one should have to experience unless they're making fun of them. So Alex and I got there and started throwing popcorn at Chester. What the hell was he doing there? Fucking pedophile. So then I told him he was a pedophile and then he claimed that he was going to gut my family like a school of fishes. So then I slapped him and we started to fight meanwhile Alex is laughing her ass off because Creep's sister fell. I poured my soda on Chester before Alex and I got kicked out. Uh, whoops.

Hahah, best fucking Christmas eve ever.

Happy Holidays, losers.

PS: Alex rocks.

Attention

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:23:12 GMT

Since it's the season to be jolly and all of that crap, I decided to give you guys a little present. Enjoy.

www.drunkenmarcodelrossi.com

And I'd like to thank Chester for making that website. What a dork. Hopefully now he'll stay the hell away from me unless he wants me to kick his ass.

Peace.

Chester the pansy

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 00:09:33 GMT

So yeah, I bet you didn't have an effing awesome Friday night like I did. Oh yeah, because I am the man, losers. Anyway, Bob and I went out to some party in Bardell to pick up chicks last night. And for some reason, that creepy ass grade nine kid from school named Chester was there. What? Did they kick him out of all of the parties here because he was too lame? Haha, what the hell?

So then Chester decides to go hit on this banging blonde chick there who is like, drunk off her ass. And because she's drunk off her ass and has no clue what a loser this guy is, she starts hanging allover him and laughing hysterically. Of course, he enjoys it because for once in his life he's not considering going gay. Not that any guys would like the dork anyway. And then the blonde chick starts dancing on the table and starts singing that song that goes "When I think about you I touch myself" or however the hell it goes. And Chester is like, embarassed because the chick he decided to try and pick up was a psycho. And then she falls off the table and got a concussion or some shit.

Best Friday Night of my life.

-Sully

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 00:29:12 GMT

Uh, hey, Sully here. I decided to be a trend follower and do this livejournal shindig thing. Yeah, it should be one huge blast. And I'm sure the public wants to read about my freaking awesome life. So yeah, read on, guys.

First I should start off with a tidbit or two about me. My name is Donald Patrick O'Sullivan, if you call me that, I will kick your ass. I am not a duck, damn it. But everyone calls me Sully because they're smart and don't have a death wish. I used to go out with Manny when I was in grade ten. Ha, a lot of good that did me. The girl cheated on me with Manning while she was with me. Pfft, loser. Anywho, later that year that freak of a driving instructor Gonzalez didn't let me take the test because I damaged about $500 worth of Driver's Ed stuff. Haha. Not my fault the car was crap quality and decided to swerve in every freaking direction. Yeah, my dad paid for that after yelling at me for three hours. JESUS, at least I didn't get a freaking DWI. Moron.

I'm currently single and any ladies interested in a mad sexy boyfriend should look me up. Unless you're an unfaithful *cough*. Yeah. This entry is getting retarded. Peace out, guys.

-Sully